Date: Tuesday, 2/14/1933 Subject: George Uhle returns. 34 year old Pitcher George Uhle returns from retirement and is now a free agent.
Regards, League Commissioner
Date: Tuesday, 5/2/1933 Subject: Status of Rollie Hemsley Dear Sir, Rollie Hemsley has an AVG of .216 at AA Hooterville Slumlords! That's definitely no good sign. I suggest demoting him soon.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Wednesday, 5/17/1933 Subject: Francis Healy learns new position Francis Healy has made noteable progress learning his new position, Leftfield. I would rate his skills as "2" right now.
Regards, Your scouting director
Date: Wednesday, 5/17/1933 Subject: Progress of Don Pelham Dear Sir, Don Pelham has nothing more to prove at A Cancun Yanqui Panqui! He has an AVG of .296 over there, so I think a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all.
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Monday, 6/5/1933 Subject: Contract Dear Sir, I would like to negotiate a contract extension! Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards, Ross Youngs
Date: Tuesday, 6/6/1933 Subject: Contract extension Hello, I just wanted to let you know that I'm in my last year of the contract. Are you interested in giving me an extension? I'd be happy to play for you again next year!
Regards, Clifford Carter
Date: Wednesday, 6/7/1933 Subject: Progress of Joe Hassler Dear Sir, Joe Hassler is hitting the ball well at AA Hooterville Slumlords! He has an AVG of .283, so you might want to promote him soon!
Regards, Scouting Director
Date: Sunday, 6/25/1933 Subject: Contract Dear Sir, I would like to negotiate a contract extension! Please let me know if you are interested!
Regards, Garland Braxton
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